You have to give birth to it
You cant leave it alone
More expensive in the long run(especially if it’s a girl)
They cry. A lot.
You can’t ignore them
You can’t give them back
They wear diapers
They look like you
Eventually they can clean up after themselves
Eventually it can take care of itself
They can take care of you when you get older
You have to pay for them
They don’t wear diapers
Their teeth are sharp
They need A LOT of exercise
They chew everything
You can’t reason with them
You can leave them alone for hours
You can get rid of them
They won’t grow up and resent you
You can get them fixed. No unplanned pregnancies.
They can be contained by an electric fence
Anything we need to add to the list?