We visited Dan’s sister and her 3 little kids. We got to meet our new niece too! Dan’s brother-in-law asks Uncle Dan to hold the baby. “Umm..No thanks,” Uncle Dan says. Just an FYI, if you ask Dan to hold your baby and he says no, it’s not because he doesn’t like your baby it’s because he’s not very experienced with babies. Or kids apparently…
While we were upstairs playing with our two nephews, Josiah(2 yrs old) and Micah(4 yrs old) Dan smelled something…something bad. It’s a 50/50 shot of who it might be but we assume it’s gotta be the one in diapers, but uncle Dan decided there’s NO WAY he’s going to find out which one it is. So, what does he do? He looks at our nephews and evaluates the sitch. See’s the older one kneeling on the ground, with his brother a few inches from him standing up. “Perfect,” Dan thought. Micah was just about nose level with his brothers diaper. “Micah, smell Josiah’s diaper and see if it stinks,” uncle Dan says. The 4 year old goes in for a good sniff, “eww…it’s smells like poopy,” Micah says. We found the culprit.
Dan’s a problem solver, and though he found a solution to the problem. I somehow feel this wold be Frowned upon by DYFS and um, everybody else.
Moral of the story, do not leave your kids with uncle Dan.