Hey guys, you totally just missed it. There was this crazy wife lying on the floor of our apartment moaning about how awful she feels because she decided to only drink juice for the next 10 days. It went something like this…
Crazy Wife: I think I’m dying, call 911
Dan: You’ll be ok, you’ll be happy you did this in 10 days
Crazy Wife: But I wannaaa quiiiiit
Dan: You’re not a quitter
Crazy wife: Oh yes I am. I quit basketball and soccer and softball. And there’s a half done drawing in our bedroom.
Dan: Ok, you’re a quitter. Wanna put a pizza in the juicer?
Crazy Wife: Why would you even tempt me like that?
Day 1 of this juice fast started out pretty good. As far as hunger pains, I was prepared for the worst but surprisingly that was the easy part. I kind of forgot I was hungry most of the time but about half way through the day I got really cold, I could not get warm! I was dizzy and really nauseous. I’m actually still a little nauseous and the thought of drinking any more juice right now makes me want to vom, so we’ll see how tomorrow goes. At this point, I’d like to suggest to anyone who wants to attempt a juice fast NOT TO DO IT! Hows that for honesty? But talk to me in 10 days, I’m hoping I’ll be able to say it was a great experience and I feel wonderful. Ps. My skin better glow like I have an instagram filter over my face, that’s all I have to say.