June 2012

And That is How I Got Here

So I’m sitting here on the floor, next to boxes and bubble wrap, watching a show called “prison wives” on netflix, with no pants on. Meanwhile, husband is out watching a lot of men in tight pants round the bases. Um, I meant the Yankee game, you sickos. Let me

I Have A Dream That One Day…

I have a dream…that one day…we will be able to…(based on hair color, wrinkles, coke bottle glasses, hearing aid and oxygen tank) deny one who fits this description a valid NJ license. And I’m not just sayin’ this because I was almost sideswiped today on my way